Here's a totally hypothetical question for you. Say, for example, that it is nearing the end of the semester. Say that you and everyone around you are losing your minds as finals draws ever near. Say that you really need something completely random and bizarre to get you through just one more middle of the week, slug-it-out-with-academia kind of moods. Would a completely nonsensical election help you through it? Let's say, oh, I don't know, that your department needed to decide which of the following two uplifting figures was going to be your new, unofficial program mascot.
One is a Dancing Diva Cow whose fashion sense is entirely her own,
and whose extracurricular activities would leave any
aspiring starlet jealous
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The other is Paddington Panda Bear, a sassy, lovable visitor from the
far east who, while he may not be able to procreate
in captivity, is more than willing to lend out
hugs where he can to whomever he can
Which one would you choose for this entirely hypothetical, not insane election?
-Ben
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